just laugh it off: Archive

iimm on the pursuit of happiness and i know everything that shine ain’t always gonna be gold.

Jun 2nd

"no i haven't met Mr. right yet but ive met Mr....

May 12th

fmylife: Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I was almost at orgasm when my leg seized up, putting me in excruciating pain. Screaming and crying I thrashed around trapped underneath him. He thought I was orgasming. FML

May 10th

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4 she thinks shes 20 years old 5 she thinks shes better & prettier than everyone else (& shes not) 6 she has to read everything OUTLOUD

May 2nd

reasons why my grandmother is killing me 1 she WON’T stop talking 2 she has such a disgusting way of eating 3 SHE WON’T STOP TALKING

May 2nd

AMBER ALERT!!! Edmonton, KY little girl, 3 yrs old...

quotewhore: newfilosofee:myfamouslastwords

Apr 29th

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(703): As I was going down on her I noticed she...

(via srsly)

Apr 27th

Apr 26th

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Apr 23rd

so here are a couople things

i can not wait until football season i want a football player like now i want to date a football player from atlee(or another school) during football season football games are gonna be toooo sweett this year i can not wait untill junior year!!!!

Apr 23rd

so no i don't understand the draft BUT there are...

SEXY football player spam comin right up

Apr 23rd

if only i had shakira and beyonces dance skills...

Apr 22nd

i used to be so strong but now you took my sould...

~ beyonce

Apr 20th

i bottle all my hurt inside, so im guess im living...

~ beyonce

Apr 19th

Apr 15th

2:28 and im finally done

Apr 14th

12:22

and now ive been inspired to go create something for the notebook that i hope turns out as cool as it seems in my head

Apr 14th

thank you destinys child for making me sit here...

Apr 14th

i hope i don't end up

one of those easy fat chicks who sleep around cause they think thats all guys want from them in order to find love. ha thatd kinda suck.

Apr 11th

i put so much thoughht into what what i wear to church. if only i cared as much about school..

Apr 11th

ughhh i waanna hang out with a booyy so bad right now. idc who!

Apr 10th

running in the heat is so much better than running...

Apr 8th

Seasons change, friends move away, and life goes...

that was probably one of the saddest ones ive seen in a long time i felt so bad for corey ( the twins dad) all that time knowing that he was the rebound to a 3 year relationship. the mom not even really wanting to be with him then breaking up with him. breaking up their family leaving her two daughters with no family?i understand that she wanted to live her senior year life and have fun but damn...

Apr 8th

Apr 7th

before i get married i want to have dated

a country boy (thats not a redneck)- beecause they have good manners and the cutest accents a hood boy that fits every description from the song an native american with long hair because yeah just because… :) a hawaiian because theyre just cute someone with an accent thats not a country accent but an accent from a different country. a like somoan tribal guy who can do like tribal...

Apr 7th

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i really never understoood how people could keep breaking up and getting back together untilll now.

Apr 4th

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etducitmundumperluce: amiamazing: Put a line through the ones that haven’t been done. 1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a...

Mar 31st

you're mad at me so long i become mad at you this...

im debating what my facebook status should be there are so many songs that could describe how i feel right now. where would i be without music? the answer curled up in a ball crying myself to sleep. fml.

Mar 31st

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Don't ever let a guy build you up with his...

^^^ word.

Mar 29th

i just wanna dance

fuck this bull shit.

Mar 29th

Mar 26th

life is so messed up

i don’t understand how i can stay up so late when i don’t have anything to do yet when i do have things to i become dead tired. effff emmmm llllllllll i sleepy:(

Mar 26th

finally done wiht knights paper.

now i have math homework blog project for mr herring facebook project for mr herring study for the chemistry test. the worst will be from mr herring once again mr herring thanks for ruining my day!

Mar 26th

mr herring.

you pretty much ruined my day. thanks a bunch!

Mar 23rd

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Mar 20th

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